Rap and Chris Brown made me do it.

Have you ever been put in a situation where you're faced with an asshole cop? Not saying that all of our men and women in the force are assholes but, the stress of the job can create a couple here and there. It's understandable, it's been a long day. Taking down big bad criminals and protecting the well-being of the community. It's noble work and I even have a sticker on my car saying that I support you guys. Keep up the good work.

But word to Dave Chappelle, this is almost like "When Keeping It Real, Goes Wrong". 8-Year Deputy Veteran Paul Schene definitely had a rough day. Watch the video.


Dude is a grown ass man, 31 years old and that chick is only 15 years old. She was suspected of stealing a car but was put into a holding cell. According to the officer, at the :07 mark of the video, the girl kicked off her sandal which had struck the officer in the shin and he had to use force to restrain her. Motherfucker Chris Brown'd her and some more. She lobbed the shoe at him. Now I don't condone being a badass in front of an authority when they're holding the keys, but goddamn it, if you talk back to the authorities you will get beat down. Sorry Rodney.

I don't agree with the officer's actions either but this guy also has had a infamous record within the department as well. In June 2006, deputy Schene shot and killed a mentally ill man who attacked him on Interstate 5. In 2002, Schene was involved in another shooting incident when he wounded a suspect in a car theft after a chase in Burien.

So Mr. Schene, I'm sorry you couldn't control your temper. I'll end this thread with a picture as well.




lol i love gifs.

Wait 2 Girls? And for how much?

Are you man enough to last 12 hours with 2 Russian women AND pleasure them?
Chances are you will die.

A man named Sergey Tuganov did it for a bet. He actually stepped up to the plate and took on this challenge. He also took an entire bottle of Viagra. He died mere minutes after the 12 hour mark of a heart attack. The women called the police but when the ambulance arrived, it was too late.

12 hours man. 12 hours!! Dude was probably looking like this
His buddy also made off without paying him. But seriously, if you and your buddy made a bet would you do this? Knowing fully you will die/have a broken hip,pelvis,or penis after the most memorable/crazy/fun/horrible/tiring/epic 12 hours of your life perhaps. He probably felt like he was dominating Mount Everest for 12 hours straight. Dude probably got buried with a stiffy. Fuck it, I've decided that going the way of guns blazing and taking out as many bad guys as you can before they off you, this is the best way to go out.

RIP Sergey Tuganov. Merely an ordinary man who, was dealt an extraordinary circumstance, and came out with an incredibly extraordinary tale.

Hey Mr. Carter

Dear Mr. Quincy Carter, you're a bum. You used to be the man. Except you played for the Cowboys. Nevertheless I would never wish this amount of shit you've been piled Mr. Carter.

The Associated Press

Friday, February 27, 2009

Mission, Texas - Former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Quincy Carter was charged Friday with drunken driving and marijuana possession.

Carter's blood-alcohol level tested at 0.14, said Texas Department of Public Safety trooper Johnny Hernandez. The state's legal limit is 0.08.

He was charged with misdemeanor possession of less than 2 ounces of marijuana after the drug was found in his car, Hernandez said. Carter was pulled over in the Mission area for failing to signal a turn, and had bloodshot eyes and slurred speech, police said.

The 31-year-old Carter, who played at Georgia from 1998-2000, was arraigned Friday and being held in the Hidalgo County jail.

In 2003, Carter guided the Cowboys to a 10-6 record and the playoffs in their first season under coach Bill Parcells. But he was released in training camp before the 2004 season.

He started briefly for the New York Jets before poor play and drug-related arrests ended his NFL career. He played in the Arena Football League before a brief tryout last year with the Miami Dolphins.

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The illustrious fall.

2004 - Released by Boys because of drug habits.

2005 - Released by Jets because of drug habits.

2006 - arrested for weed possesion

2007 - arrested for weed possesion

2009 - arrested for DWI and weed possesion

At least he didn't get caught in 2008 haha.

PS. So tell me where you've been?

HaynesWORTH A MILLION?

$100,000,000 - Not a typo. The risk of taking Haynesworth better give some success on our snail rush. Not even a day has gone by in the free agency and the Skins have already put away over $150 Million in two players. C'mon Mr. Snyder and Mr. Cerrato, get it together. You probably have money trees in your backyard, but even I'm on the fence about this one. At the end of the day though, I'm always going to be a Redskins fan.

Although I disagree now, Carter, Haynesworth, and Taylor are going to be a nightmare for other offensive lines. That being said we better draft a good OL or LB in the first round.

As for the other big signing, DeAngelo Hall's agents are fucking geniuses.
1. Atlanta gives up on Hall 4 years after being 1st Rd pick and trades him to Oakland.
2. Hall immediately signs $70 mil contract with Oakland, $24 mil guaranteed.
3. Oakland gives up on Hall after only 8 games.
4. Hall signs with Washington and plays 7 games.
5. Hall signs $54 mil contract with Washington, $22.5 mil guaranteed.

That was all in the last 12 months.

Zorn better get his shit together.

The Lost World

Caught this movie this morning on USA. Since when was Vince Vaughn in it? Totally don't remember but meh. Thought it was funny. Welp see ya later.

The Doctor is In.

Took a hiatus. Now I'm back to blogging. I'm gonna put up the other "posts" I've put on facebook here.